FTX 2.0 Meets Enron, Crypto, and the Subprime Apocalypse: The Collapse of an Over-Leveraged America
This article presents a hypothetical scenario constructed through careful analysis of current trends, historical patterns, and the documented actions of Donald Trump and his allies during past crises. While speculative,…
2026: How It Could All Go Down
The plausibility of a plan by the upcoming Trump administration to suspend or nullify the results of the 2026 midterm elections through a national emergency declaration is underscored by actions…
More Dividends, Less Care: How CVS Puts Profits Above All Else
Preface: An Analysis of CVS Health’s 2023 Annual Report The 2023 Annual Report from CVS Health uses a blend of carefully chosen language and selective data to frame its financial…
Cold Metal, Human Heart
It was a cold, damp evening in late November 1992, the kind of night where the fog from the Thames wrapped itself around London’s streets, making the world feel smaller…
Love in the Capitol: The Tim and Lindsey Romance
In the storied halls of the U.S. Capitol, amidst the fervor of political debate and the clamor of legislative action, a romance quietly bloomed between two dedicated senators from South…
Project 2025: Eclipse of the Free State
Introduction: The Blueprint of Power The year is 2025, and the political landscape of the United States has become unrecognizable. The Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025, once presented as a strategic…
The MAGA Movement: A Nexus of Whiteness, White Supremacy, and Neo-Fascism
“Whiteness” and “white supremacy” are terms that have gained significant attention in discussions about race and politics in the United States. “Whiteness” refers to the social, cultural, and political practices…
Brule Confirmed as HHS Secretary in Unconventional Appointment
Washington, D.C. (Reuters) – In an unexpected move, President Donald Trump has appointed Dr. Steve Brule as the Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS), replacing Robert F. Kennedy Jr.,…
Fascism for Dummies: A Case Study in Self-Destruction
In small towns across America, Republican representatives face public humiliations—some are chased out of restaurants, while others are forced to flee town halls under heavy police protection. Reports emerge of…
The Rise of the Luigis
The story of Luigi Mangione is more than an isolated act of desperation—it is the inevitable result of systemic failure. For decades, corporate greed, political corruption, and media manipulation have…
Sirhan’s Second Shot at Life
June 13th, 2025 – Sacramento, California The morning sun cast long shadows across the courtyard of San Quentin State Prison as a nondescript white transport van idled outside the main…
The Real DEI: How Wealthy American Families Enable Their Fail-spring & Destroy Entire Economies
The real DEI in America isn’t about diversity, equity, or inclusion. It’s Dynastic Economic Insulation, the protective bubble around the wealthy and their descendants, ensuring that even the most incompetent,…
The Emperor’s Tremendous New Clothes (and other Fairy Tales for our Modern World)
King Cnut and the Unyielding Sea King Cnut, ruler of England, Denmark, and Norway, was known for his wisdom and strength. One day, after listening to his courtiers praise him…
(Maybe the) Leaked Draft of the Interim NTSB Report on the Crash of American Airlines 5342 in D.C.
HISTORY OF THE FLIGHT (The Real, Totally Legit, Not Fake Report from the National Trump Safety Board—Because the Deep State Can’t Be Trusted!) On the glorious, freedom-filled evening of January…
The Cost of the Confederacy
The American Civil War was a watershed event that reshaped the United States in every conceivable dimension—socially, politically, militarily, and economically. While historians and commentators often focus on its cultural…
Superfluous by Default: The Democratic Party of 2025
As cruelty, vindictiveness, and habitual lying rapidly reestablish themselves as the only “political norms” in the authoritarian hellscape that is the unfolding Trump 2.0 era, it is becoming increasingly difficult…
The Ghosts of October
The city was a shifting canvas of gray and neon, its streets humming with the restless energy of a movement that had tasted power but not permanence. It was 2026,…