The Great White Hostage
Chapter 1: The Rise of Anti-Canada Sentiment By early 2025, Donald Trump, having secured a second term as U.S. president, had escalated his rhetoric beyond conventional right-wing grievances, calling for…
Brule Confirmed as HHS Secretary in Unconventional Appointment
Washington, D.C. (Reuters) – In an unexpected move, President Donald Trump has appointed Dr. Steve Brule as the Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS), replacing Robert F. Kennedy Jr.,…
Fascism for Dummies: A Case Study in Self-Destruction
In small towns across America, Republican representatives face public humiliations—some are chased out of restaurants, while others are forced to flee town halls under heavy police protection. Reports emerge of…
The Rise of the Luigis
The story of Luigi Mangione is more than an isolated act of desperation—it is the inevitable result of systemic failure. For decades, corporate greed, political corruption, and media manipulation have…
(Maybe the) Leaked Draft of the Interim NTSB Report on the Crash of American Airlines 5342 in D.C.
HISTORY OF THE FLIGHT (The Real, Totally Legit, Not Fake Report from the National Trump Safety Board—Because the Deep State Can’t Be Trusted!) On the glorious, freedom-filled evening of January…
The Ghosts of October
The city was a shifting canvas of gray and neon, its streets humming with the restless energy of a movement that had tasted power but not permanence. It was 2026,…
Empires of Dust
The snowstorm raged with an indifferent ferocity, obscuring the dense woods that encased a solitary log cabin. The structure creaked under the relentless wind, its shutters flapping against frostbitten timbers.…
A Hunger Shared
Tim Kaine had always been a man of quiet restraint, a politician who prided himself on measured tones and soft diplomacy. But something in Kristi Noem fascinated him, something he…
Never Leave A Bessie Behind
The Doctor dusted off his velvet lapels and straightened his frilled shirt, surveying the eerie silence of the Death Zone. The Dark Tower loomed in the distance, but its mysteries…
The Working Class Uprising: Bill Burr and the New American Majority
Chapter 1: The Unlikely Leader By the summer of 2025, America was teetering on the brink. The Trump/Vance administration, having taken office on January 20, 2025, had rapidly implemented a…