The Rise of the Luigis
The story of Luigi Mangione is more than an isolated act of desperation—it is the inevitable result of systemic failure.
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The Ice Machine
The truth is cold and hard; But it's still the truth.
The Ice Machine
The truth is cold and hard; But it's still the truth.
Sirhan’s Second Shot at Life
June 13th, 2025 – Sacramento, California The morning sun cast long shadows across the courtyard of San Quentin State Prison
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The Real DEI: How Wealthy American Families Enable Their Fail-spring & Destroy Entire Economies
The real DEI in America isn’t about diversity, equity, or inclusion. It’s Dynastic Economic Insulation, the protective bubble around the wealthy and their descendants, ensuring that even the most incompetent, unqualified, and corrupt fail-sons (and fail-daughters) land softly—often atop the ruins of someone else’s economy.
Argentina, it turns out, was just their latest victim.
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The Emperor’s Tremendous New Clothes (and other Fairy Tales for our Modern World)
King Cnut and the Unyielding Sea King Cnut, ruler of England, Denmark, and Norway, was known for his wisdom and
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(Maybe the) Leaked Draft of the Interim NTSB Report on the Crash of American Airlines 5342 in D.C.
HISTORY OF THE FLIGHT (The Real, Totally Legit, Not Fake Report from the National Trump Safety Board—Because the Deep State
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The Cost of the Confederacy
The American Civil War was a watershed event that reshaped the United States in every conceivable dimension—socially, politically, militarily, and
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Superfluous by Default: The Democratic Party of 2025
As cruelty, vindictiveness, and habitual lying rapidly reestablish themselves as the only “political norms” in the authoritarian hellscape that is
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The Ghosts of October
The city was a shifting canvas of gray and neon, its streets humming with the restless energy of a movement
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Empires of Dust
The snowstorm raged with an indifferent ferocity, obscuring the dense woods that encased a solitary log cabin. The structure creaked
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A Hunger Shared
Tim Kaine had always been a man of quiet restraint, a politician who prided himself on measured tones and soft
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