The Great White Hostage
Chapter 1: The Rise of Anti-Canada Sentiment By early 2025, Donald Trump, having secured a second term as U.S. president, had escalated his rhetoric beyond conventional right-wing grievances, calling for…
Brule Confirmed as HHS Secretary in Unconventional Appointment
Washington, D.C. (Reuters) – In an unexpected move, President Donald Trump has appointed Dr. Steve Brule as the Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS), replacing Robert F. Kennedy Jr.,…
Fascism for Dummies: A Case Study in Self-Destruction
In small towns across America, Republican representatives face public humiliations—some are chased out of restaurants, while others are forced to flee town halls under heavy police protection. Reports emerge of…
The Rise of the Luigis
The story of Luigi Mangione is more than an isolated act of desperation—it is the inevitable result of systemic failure. For decades, corporate greed, political corruption, and media manipulation have…
The Real DEI: How Wealthy American Families Enable Their Fail-spring & Destroy Entire Economies
The real DEI in America isn’t about diversity, equity, or inclusion. It’s Dynastic Economic Insulation, the protective bubble around the wealthy and their descendants, ensuring that even the most incompetent,…
(Maybe the) Leaked Draft of the Interim NTSB Report on the Crash of American Airlines 5342 in D.C.
HISTORY OF THE FLIGHT (The Real, Totally Legit, Not Fake Report from the National Trump Safety Board—Because the Deep State Can’t Be Trusted!) On the glorious, freedom-filled evening of January…
Superfluous by Default: The Democratic Party of 2025
As cruelty, vindictiveness, and habitual lying rapidly reestablish themselves as the only “political norms” in the authoritarian hellscape that is the unfolding Trump 2.0 era, it is becoming increasingly difficult…
The Working Class Uprising: Bill Burr and the New American Majority
Chapter 1: The Unlikely Leader By the summer of 2025, America was teetering on the brink. The Trump/Vance administration, having taken office on January 20, 2025, had rapidly implemented a…
The Red Ledger
Prologue: The Seeds of Revolution (2008) The year 2008 marked the most catastrophic financial collapse since the Great Depression. Across the globe, economies crumbled, millions lost their homes and jobs,…
FTX 2.0 Meets Enron, Crypto, and the Subprime Apocalypse: The Collapse of an Over-Leveraged America
This article presents a hypothetical scenario constructed through careful analysis of current trends, historical patterns, and the documented actions of Donald Trump and his allies during past crises. While speculative,…