The Great White Hostage
Chapter 1: The Rise of Anti-Canada Sentiment By early 2025, Donald Trump, having secured a second term as U.S. president, had escalated his rhetoric beyond conventional right-wing grievances, calling for…
Fascism for Dummies: A Case Study in Self-Destruction
In small towns across America, Republican representatives face public humiliations—some are chased out of restaurants, while others are forced to flee town halls under heavy police protection. Reports emerge of…
The Rise of the Luigis
The story of Luigi Mangione is more than an isolated act of desperation—it is the inevitable result of systemic failure. For decades, corporate greed, political corruption, and media manipulation have…
(Maybe the) Leaked Draft of the Interim NTSB Report on the Crash of American Airlines 5342 in D.C.
HISTORY OF THE FLIGHT (The Real, Totally Legit, Not Fake Report from the National Trump Safety Board—Because the Deep State Can’t Be Trusted!) On the glorious, freedom-filled evening of January…
Superfluous by Default: The Democratic Party of 2025
As cruelty, vindictiveness, and habitual lying rapidly reestablish themselves as the only “political norms” in the authoritarian hellscape that is the unfolding Trump 2.0 era, it is becoming increasingly difficult…
The Working Class Uprising: Bill Burr and the New American Majority
Chapter 1: The Unlikely Leader By the summer of 2025, America was teetering on the brink. The Trump/Vance administration, having taken office on January 20, 2025, had rapidly implemented a…
FTX 2.0 Meets Enron, Crypto, and the Subprime Apocalypse: The Collapse of an Over-Leveraged America
This article presents a hypothetical scenario constructed through careful analysis of current trends, historical patterns, and the documented actions of Donald Trump and his allies during past crises. While speculative,…
The Erosion of Accountability: When Tyrants Police Themselves
Prologue: The Warning of Hans Litten This speculative exercise explores how authoritarian tendencies in modern American politics could manifest, using historical parallels to highlight the dangers of unchecked power. It…
Modern American Conservatism: Propped Up by Lies and Forced Compliance
Modern American conservatism often presents itself as a champion of liberty, free markets, and traditional values. Yet its persistence as a political force relies heavily on undemocratic tactics, including manipulation,…
2026: How It Could All Go Down
The plausibility of a plan by the upcoming Trump administration to suspend or nullify the results of the 2026 midterm elections through a national emergency declaration is underscored by actions…